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Friday, June 24, 2005
` Friday, June 24, 2005
This was the main conclusion I drew towards the end of watching the movie Mr and Mrs Smith. I honestly don't see the point in reviewing the show, because I was alternating between that and "how can ANYBODY be born so effortlessly beautiful?!?!?!". Had the 2 leads been dominated by any less illuminating actors, the show would have been an absolute B-grade potential bomb.

Some other lessons I've learnt from the 2+ hour cinema session on Monday:

- Hook up with an engineer looking remotely like Brad Pitt and you'll be a guaranteed tai-tai driving a sleek Merc and live in a luxurious house with a hotel-style bathroom.
- Engage your significant other in a massive fistfight and gunplay as a means of foreplay to spice up your lacklustre love life. What the heck, destroy the entire house for a night of intense passion.
- Your mum's oven may contain the secret as to why at times, she has your dad at her beck and call.
- When you're with the love of your life fighting 10,000 bad guys, you're suddenly bulletproof from head-to-toe despite 100,000 guns fired. And every single shot you take with your seemingly limitless revolver eliminates your enemy effortlessly.
- Good-looking people go for marriage counselling. Because they're bored with one another's looks?
- Good-looking people have to try very hard to act funny. It's so hard it's not funny to watch.

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